Fantasy football for your real portfolioSlow and steady wins the market.
Start a league, invite your friends, and race to the top of the leaderboard — every portfolio ranked by percent return.
Free to play · Set up in two minutes · You make the rules
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| Rank | Slug | Return |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sluggish Warren | +18.4% |
| 2 | The Golden Gastropod | +12.1% |
| — | VTI (the market) | +9.3% |
| 3 | Shell Yeah Capital | +7.8% |
| 4 | Escargot-getter | +3.2% |
| 5 | Salted & Humbled | -4.6% |
Illustrative league — your friends' humiliation sold separately.
From league night to leaderboard in minutes
Create your league
Name it, set the season dates and the rules. You're the commissioner.
Invite with a code
Share your invite code and friends join in seconds.
A3F9C2D1Build your portfolio
Pick your stocks and manage your positions all season long.
Compete daily
Automatic daily snapshots update the standings. May the best slug win.
Built for bragging rights, not spreadsheets
Standings that update daily
Automatic daily snapshots keep the leaderboard fresh — no spreadsheet upkeep, no honor system.
Beat the market, not just your friends
VTI sits right in your standings as the benchmark. Humbling for everyone.
Quarterly seasons
Optional quarterly competitions reset the baseline, so every quarter is a fresh race.
Your league won't start itself.
Free to play. Takes two minutes. Bragging rights last all year.
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